arcxjo: 100% Sponge-Worthy
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
36 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Methodist
Caucasian, Gemini
arcxjo wants to find someone to marry.
Bachelors Degree
Film/TV Junkie
Exotic Dancer

No, you don't get two of me, sorry.

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Mark
It upsets me that while this site makes searchable links out of the "Interests" section above that allows users to connect with other like-minded individuals, it only does so with the ones that other people have also added, which means none of you women are committed enough Awesomeness to make "Finding Nessie" clickable. Well, while I search for the two most awesome women in the world -- Nessie and the human woman who's awesome enough to join in my quest -- enjoy the following list of The Top Twenty Reasons Why YOU Should Date Arcxjo:

20. Those uninspired losers you have been dating would only come up with a Top TEN list. Arcxjo always gives 200%.
19. Like some freakish Jack Spratt, he'll eat just the cereal Lucky Charms and leave you all the marshmallows (also, he'll let you have all the non-black jellybeans).
18. He never puts knives in the sink.
17. He is at least as real as Nessie, and almost as awesome.
16. He has Irish, Polish, and Jewish ancestry, so the joke potential alone makes it worth it.
15. Your kids would only have half of his genes, so they'd still be plenty hot, but not so hot that normal people couldn't look at them without going blind. Unless you have many of the same genes, in which case you really shouldn't be here.
14. If you do, there's an 84.6% chance he can finally leap.
13. He's got life insurance with no beneficiary to speak of and he eats nothing but red meat and carbs.
12. He always washes his hands after using the restroom.
11. He has never gotten involved in a land war in Asia.
10. He respects you enough not to resort to dirty tricks like subliminal (have sex with arcxjo) messages to make you fall in love with him.
9. He has never put Baby in a corner.
8. He has Netflix and Amazon Prime, and you can totally mooch off his logins.
7. He will never again wish to live in a world without springs.
6. He a tuxedo, so last-minute formal affairs every night of the week are never a problem. You could take him to the opera or Dairy Queen. Or just elope tonight, even.
5. He never puts salt in his eyes.
4. He shot neither the sheriff NOR the deputy. In fact, he has no criminal record AT ALL! Which, if you're selecting your dating pool from his general geographical vicinity is actually a pretty damned impressive feat.
3. If you look closely, you'll see that none of the photographs attached to this profile were taken by him pointing a phone at a bathroom mirror. That means he either has the basic social skills to ask a friend to take his picture, or is smart enough to use a tripod and timer -- but in order to cultivate an alluring aura of mystery, he won't tell you which until at least the second date.
2. He can go anywhere. He can do anything. He can even fly twice as high as a butterfly in the sky. But you don't have to take HIS word for it.

And now, the Number-One Reason Why YOU Should Go on a Date with Arcxjo:

1. C'mon, what's the worst that can happen? You get free dinner (and maybe a show of some kind, or laser tag?, or something similarly awesome) in exchange for enduring his company for three short hours? That can't really be that bad, can it?

So what are you waiting for? I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Instead of the "traditional" dinner & a movie, let's cook something together and find something cool on Netflix (you know, the old "Netflix & Chili")

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