•Yes I’m fat, good observation, I’ll still kick your ass at most sports :)
•Sarcasm is my thing, can you handle it though? Lol
•If you don’t have time for a relationship, don’t bother
•My son is my priority and that will never change
•I’m a single mom so I can’t do last minute plans
•If you can’t hold a conversation it won’t work
•Watching movies and cuddling (aka Netflix and chill) is not a first date
•If you don’t have your sh*ttogether don’t bother, I only have one child and don’t need any big ones ???????
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
One word answers kill conversation...