Ms. Perfect is NOT here. Let's get that out there.
LEAN NOT TO YOUR OWN UNDERSTANDING when it comes to me. Totally different specimen of a human being.
(The 'laws' are slightly warped when it comes to this lady right here. LOL)
(Open up the box and find out what you get.)
Before you express interest: Do you look horrible naked? LOL I do NOT desire to see a naked man that looks 5-10 (overdue) months pregnant with extreme love handles and/or boobs. Just think about it.....Ugh.
PS: I am extremely picky and I dont need to get on a dating site to obtain sex, which means that I am not looking for sex. I dont do a few extra pounds, either.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I should let the man take the lead...