I am the most annoying, hyper, talkative, ****y, immature, sexual woman that you will ever meet. I am straight forward and will tell you sh*t that you will never want to know. I am not here to win a personality contest. So if you don't like anything that you see or hear then just back off now. Now don't get me wrong I am not all a badass. I have been known to be sweet and innocent. It just doesn't happen that often. If you are one of the few people that I turn my dazzling face towards then count yourself lucky. Bc I have a very short attention span. So you don't know how long your luck will run. I will play the card of a good girl to play up a fantasy. The blue eyes work every time, just try to resist them. I may act like I am all that, and that is bc I am. You can call me whatever you want. Does not matter one bit to me. Bc I know who and what I am. And suprisingly I am ****ing happy to be it
Also I have a toddler. My son is my world, and he comes first. Bc of that my schedule is slightly strange. He does go to his fathers at times. So I do get to be an adult
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Lets go get a tattoo. See what kind of choices you make. If you can handle the pain and all that. Plus it's an excuse to take clothes off without looking like a whore. It will be the perfect story that we could ever tell about how we met.