LET ME SAVE YOU SOME TIME... NOT WHITE, NOT IN THE MILITARY, NOT 6'0 TALL JUST FUN SIZE....
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Yup, you looked at my main picture first then decided to look at my profile. I am sure that you have already went through about two hundred different profiles. You probably go through them like a catalog book looking for that perfect bag. And you probably have an unlimited supply of messages from randoms. So, why not start with the bad stuff.
Can’t kill a fly, swear a lot when the lakers loses a gam, have a gym membership and don't go, don't have instagram or snapchat (don't need peoples likes to validate what I'm doing matters), still believes in pinky promises and courtship, have no self-decipline when it comes to food, big time sweet tooth, tried MMA got hit in the face and I'm like faq this. lol Lastly, you may or may not noticed that I got gammer issues and run-on sentences. My oh my the struggle.
In seriousness, not here to be fake or filter it up. Nor, act like I'm the toughest or the most successful person in the world, "I'd rather be disliked for who I am, than to be adored for someone I'm not.". Just by checking out my pics and reading my bio, it shows a little about me and my personality. Pretty boring.
The most random and epic transition in history. Theres so much guys here for you to choooooose from, I know its crazy, but ummmmm message me maybe?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Um noooo, too much pressure... Lets call it a Meet and Great. That being said, probably do something chill & conservative or fun & spontaneous. Either way it'll be something LEGAL...