Cinderella..? Tis thee..? I have your glass shoe! I swear.. It's made of the finest Italian Murano glass..
In search of a woman that will let me "sweep her off her feet".. My brooming skills are on point!
I tend to have a wet sense of humor. If you are not waterproof than you may prefer a man with a dry sense of humor.. I know how to soak the ladies..
I've recently taken note that about 89.97% of the women here are teachers.. Meanwhile, I am a student of life.. You teachers should take a break and let me "teach" you a thing or two for once! Geez..
If you can make me laugh with being you and only you..(Don't try, just be..) I'll make you cry with the finest Shakespearean-like poetry I vehemently searched for on..Google.
*If you don't like dogs and or animals in general. There are exits on every side.* Please close the door behind you..Because I wouldn't even consider a one night stand..Wait. Humans can be hypocritical at times..
Materialistic, egotistical and self centered women: NO, the world doesn't revolve around you.. Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton and or Michael Kors won't care to offer you a penny if you were homeless under a bridge..Trust that.
A sense of humor, intelligent and or creative women with the quality of humility..Hi!!