Thanks for stopping by! I'm sure you have read a bunch of boring profile blurbs. So let's see how I can spice things up.
Let’s face it, reading profiles is as exciting as watching paint dry. It’s comical and disturbing at times. I’ve had so many “hi’s” and “hey’s” that seemed to be the extent of the conversation. Let’s not forget those awesome “wanna get it on” types. Thank goodness pics aren’t allowed in messages because oh man do I love getting that unsolicited****pic. Speaking of pics, I’ve got what, 10(?) pics up for you to revel in. So why on EARTH do you ask me for a pic the second we start texting? OK, one good enough reason (that I’ve done myself) is to prove that the person actually LOOKS like their pics. Alright, I’ll give it a pass IF you can admit that is why! But my all-time favorite? Those that ACT all like they are interested and charming and then … vanish from the face of the earth. Cowards! I’m not saying all guys are pigs; enough ARE that it makes it tiresome sifting through them. I’m sure there are plenty of weirdo women as well. And NOT weird in a good way. ??
Well, there ya have it, something interesting and relatable to spark up a conversation. Hope you enjoyed it! ??
- Don’t do drama or play games…
- Have fun every opportunity I can.
- Sarcastic, smart and appreciate great conversations.
- Being in nature: camping, the beach, water stuff (boating, sailing, swimming, hot tub). Anywhere we are will be fun if we match up right!
- Enjoy small gatherings like BBQ’s or getting goofy with my friends to huge events with my network. I also love to stay in and enjoy down time.
- Very playful
- ?? football
- Curious about everything
- Enjoy cooking
I am looking for a partner to get crazy with and a chemical attraction that will hold us together.
THE FOLLOWING MAY BE TOO HARSH FOR THE WEAK…
Sexual compatibility is important; however, I am NOT going to talk about my favorite positions or kinkiness right off the bat... not yet.
What am I looking for? If we first met in real life, would you immediately ask what I'm looking for? Of course not! That would be really weird. It's equally weird online. It’s a dating site, I’m looking to date.
Let’s take some time to actually get to know each other, shall we?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Coffee is always easy. It's important to take a sober moment to determine if there is real chemistry.