PendletonComputerAnalyst: Now for something new
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Pendleton, Oregon
Details
53 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Lutheran
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Virgo
Intent
PendletonComputerAnalyst is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Techie
Profession
Data Architect


dating
Me at work






I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About Me
I'm really twisted, just look at how I like to twist things:

Just a small town guy on a Saturday night
Planning for the fight of his life
In the real time world no one sees him at all
They all think he's crazy
Locking rhythm to the beat of her brain
Changing thought into action
He had moved into the danger zone
When the analyst becomes the analysis
It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
On the wire between will and what will be
He's a Brainiac, brainiac on the computer
And he’s thinking like you’ve never seen someone think before
He's a Brainiac, brainiac on the computer
And he’s thinking like you’ve never seen someone think before
On the ice blue line of insanity
Is a place most never see
It's a hard won place of mystery
Touch it but can't hold it
You work all your life, for that moment in time
It could come or pass you by
It's a push shove world
But there's always a chance
If the hunger stays the night
There's a cold connective heat
Struggling stretching for the peak
Never stopping with his head against the wind
He's a brainiac, brainiac I sure know
And he’s thinking like you’ve never seen someone think before
He's a brainiac, brainiac I sure know
And he’s thinking like you’ve never seen someone think before
It can cut you like a knife
If the fight becomes the fire
On the wire between will and what will be
He's a Brainiac, brainiac on the computer
And he’s thinking like you’ve never seen someone think before
He's a Brainiac, brainiac on the computer
And he’s thinking like you’ve never seen someone think before
He's a brainiac, brainiac I sure know

Career-wise, I'm trying to sell a new computer model to Microsoft. I know how to let 1000+ computer talk to 1000+ computers in a near real-time environment. To illustrate, it would be like making a new freeway system for Southern California (traffic jam special) where the millions of cars would end up with no more then a few hundred cars on any stretch of the freeway and people could drive at 85 mph if the government would allow it. But then I guess I do come up with radical out of the box solutions (which does not mean it is hard to explain).

I'm currently the Data Analyst for the company I work for. I've also written training guides on how to develop Business Intelligence in Excel. I've also designed major computer applications. Yep, I'm the brainaic. And I wouldn't be any other way.

I'm also working on a couple of Fantasy Stories.
One if set in a Lord of the Rings theme with a Wizard who yields the Black Staff.
The other is a Techno-wizard (ok, yes, I'm horrible with names) who is in a fight with the Purple Wizards who are hunting down the Techno-Wizards because they aren't Magically correct. The story then moves to Hogworts Castle, where there is a merging of the Dementors and other magical creatures (and they are merged back together similar to the plot from the Dark Crystal).

Yes, I'm pretty nomadic. I've lived in 3 countries, 17 states and 44 different communities. Since I was hired here (August 2011), I've lived in Herndon VA, Atlanta GA, Vancouver BC, San Antonio TX, and Pendleton OR. I go where the job sends me. I've been to 33 of the 50 states in the USA. And I've traveled by Plane, Train, Bus and car. Traveling up the coast on the train is fun, but you either need to spend a lot of money or bring sleeping bags.

Yes, I do have a teenage daughter who is learning to drive. My daughter is important to me.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
1) Something where the kids have fun and we can talk while we watch them play
2) Meeting somewhere for a drink or something and then going for a walk while we talk with each other
3) Bowling
4) "Apples to Apples" (see http://shop.mattel.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3761634)
5) Skating