A grumpy old man in grumpy old vixen's packaging. If you like to watch lots of sports and listen to your music really loud, we will probably get along just fine. For deeper levels of compatibility, chemistry, if there is any, will have to take its course. Can't discover that in a profile; you'll have to show up and find out.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Entirely fed up with first-and-only dates; impress me with a second and third one, then the fun begins...