I'm sarcastic. I AM funny. If you don't like jokes that are in bad taste, keep looking. I'm shy at first and looking for something SOOOOO specific in a man, it takes me a very, VERY long time to warm up. I am a self-made woman. Everything I have is MINE, I worked for it. I'm independent. I'm not into chivalry or being hit on. I can handle my own, I know I'm beautiful. I'm an educated woman and expect to be treated as one. I cuss like a sailor, smoke like a chimney and sing like a partridge bird. I enjoy life. Dancing, Singing, River time, Festivals, Games, VIDEO GAMES. I watch Wrestling. Two of my BEST FRIENDS are men, one of which I live with. I'm very close to my family and I love animals. I love love love music. I listen to everything from ABBA to Zeppelin. I like tattoos and I have a few. I'm the total package if you are patient, funny, and don't take life too seriously.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
For our first date there are 6 options and we would roll a die to see which one we're gonna do, the die is our destiny.
1. Go to Red Robin. 2. Go buy a bottle of vodka and walk to the moon. 3. Have a day of medical terminology. 4. Go see a movie. 5. Post up at a parking lot and talk. 6. All of the above.