poetyk: Laugh a little... I am.
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Greensboro, North Carolina
35 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Baptist
Caucasian, Libra
poetyk is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Does it matter?

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
Hey, my name's James. Originally from Florida.

I want true love..... True love is not never having to say sorry, but being the first to say it and mean it. Love is knowing that you will sacrifice everything for the person you love, and that they will do the same for you, but that neither of you would want the other to sacrifice anything. Love means that the most menial task, such as doing dishes or cleaning the garage, can become a good time just because of the person you're with. Love is when things get so hard that it would just be easier and probably smarter to just quit and give up on it, you fight harder to make it work out.

I had a long list of who I am, but does any of that really matter on here? So here are a few facts about me, followed by an enormous amount of the craziness I can be counted on to spew at random times.

--- I am as sarcastic as they come.
--- I am funny as hell in my own opinion, and that of most of the people I meet that don't want to kill me.
--- I love to read, the book is always better than the movie.
--- I can fit into any "clique"(prep, jock, nerd, rocker, cowboy, thug) at different times, it just depends on my mood.
--- I can always find something to smile about in any situation.
--- I am loyal to a fault, that being said I don't give 2nd chances, screw me over once and we're done.
--- I am extremely smart, but can often be found saying and doing the dumbest sh*t possible.
--- My friend describes me as the best spin doctor he knows because I can take any argument or situation and make it appear as if it fits my own view.

******few quick notes******

--Reese's Puffs are the most awesome cereal ever... and I do mean ever.

--I don't need, nor do I want a woman to take care of me, I've got me covered.

--Scooby Doo and Wile E. Coyote are my heroes.

--I wonder how much they will let me write on here before the site says "hey buddy that's enough, shut up already"

--If you're looking for a "normal guy" keep looking because I'm abnormal, but craploads of fun.

--I don't go to the gym often if I can help it. I came by my muscles the honest way, I pissed off a lot of NCO's in the Army and did a ton of push-ups.

--Having said that, I came by the padding over those muscles honestly too...it's just protection, those muscles were hard to come by, don't want anything happening to them. Think of it as body air bags.

--It seems kind of weird I have to reiterate this fact, but I am a guy, not metro, but a meat and potatoes guy, if something breaks I try to fix it not just call someone. I have my own truck, I pay my own bills... I don't cheat, beat women or lie...

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I am always up for anything, but I like to try and be different. Probably be something along the lines of go karting or tubing or something fun. I am a fun(slightly immature) guy and like my activities to reflect it. I don't really drink coffee, but love tea and can handle the frozen coffee drinks. I'd plan the date according to who the other person was. Obviously not going to take a non-drinker to a bar on the first date. There's always the chance of me throwing a blanket down and taking you for a picnic under the stars...