Looking for an outdoor playmate. Boating, Fishing, Jet-skiing, Motorcycle riding girl in search of a co-pilot for adventure, laughs and giggles. Must have more teeth than tattoo's. Hair is optional. Bonus points for Fishing Boat.
Addicted to placebos (tried to quit but I'm not sure if it really worked); extensive collection of overdue library books ; tend to fake my orgasms ; skilled at looking busy ; drinks well with others ; fully chlorinated gene pool ; buns of cinnamin ; able to dress up or down whether it's eating raw hot dogs in the parking lot of Wal-mart ; flying to Paris for lunch ... , panhandling for extra spending money , or even diving the dumpster for that special something .
FAVORITE FOODS: toast on a stick , gopher , xanax flavored ice cream .
TASTE IN MUSIC: taste N music is a bad idea in general
FAVORITE PICK UP LINE : Hey babe , does this cloth smell like chloroform to you ?
SPIRITUAL RESOURCE : After a hard morning at electro-shock therapy , I like to pour Jack Daniels
on my Rice Crispies and then do whatever they tell me to do .
4:27 Friendly ( "sorry I'm late , hope ya had fun " )
Great with statistics ( 72.367% of the time )
Would like to meet that special guy whose freinds and family won't notice he's
been missing for an extended period of time .
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
January 01 ...according to Gregorian Calender
Last Date is December 21 , 2012 , according to Mayan Calender