aGuy406: Limited time only -- Free (used) hat on 1st date
About
Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
In a van down by the river, Montana
Details
48 year old Male, 32' 9" (999cm), Hindu
Ethnicity
Asian, Gemini
Intent
aGuy406 wants to find someone to marry.
Education
PhD / Post Doctoral
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Quiter







I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? Often
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog Second Language Tagalog



About Jack Reacher
My smell is sweaty dank urban funkytown - U Will Like!!!
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I drool, because I like you. Get on top, and you won't mind as much.
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Help!!! -- the PhotoShop's "fix my face (i.e. make me beautiful so I can get a date)" app doesn't work for me.
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About Marriage; I like the challenge of marriage. The day to day back breaking struggles, the score keeping, accusations, and the gritty monotony and boredom of trying to sidestep the moody needy and childish wants of an soul-destroying alien being. Not you of course, but you know, in general.
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I just got married. Contact me in case it doesn't work out. She told me she has a lot of money, but isn't specific. If she was lying or even exaggerating, I'll dump her. A women with money is important to me since I don't have any. It seems it is becoming increasingly hard to find a lawyer to take up a frivolous lawsuit. My last award is nearly gone. I think I'll sue this new wife.
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Confession: I have never taken a selfie. After viewing several candidates for the title of Mrs. Reacher, I see that 97.631% of all pictures are selfies. How strange! Doesn't anybody have friends anymore, go to parties, weddings, birthdays, etc.
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My favorite 'About Future Mrs. Jack Reacher' profile comments:
1) "I'm looking for someone that likes to do what I like to do." -- Really???? And they are,,,, What....???
2) "Ask or Just Ask" -- Okay, hmmmmmm..... is this a test?
3) "I'm the type of person that likes to laugh." -- So you are a type of person, meaning you are not a robot?
4) "I will fill this in later..." -- O'Boy, I can hardly wait
5) "Is there any nice guys left?" -- Would you know one if you met one?
6) "I'm looking for someone generous" -- Translation: I don't pay for a damn thing
7) "Not looking for a hookup" -- Good cause you are not my type. I like humans, that is human looking. i.e. Not you!
8) "Hey There" -- Wow! How creative, such an effort,,, I think I am already falling in love with you...
9) "Blah Blah Blah or Hmmmmmmm...." -- You really put yourself out on that one. Think the picture is enough? Epic Fail!!!
10) "I hate writing about myself. LOL!" -- That's 'Laugh Out Loud', cause what I just wrote is really really funny, but I didn't really laugh, nor did I smile. But maybe you will, but probably not, cause what I wrote is kinda stupid. :(
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Can I borrow your chainsaw. Bring it over and with gas. Thanks!
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I'm now off Facebook, Permanently!!!!. Peyton Manning would not accept my friend request, so I hate FB and of course I hate Peyton Manning too. Oh, and Tom Brady also. :(
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Here are some of my accomplishments:
1) My top ramen recipe is to die for
2) I have memorized the Dish TV program schedule for the basic package
3) When I was young I could pedal a bicycle up a hill with unflagging speed
4) I was once caller #11 on a Radio show and won a pass to an REO Speedwagon concert
5) I read Atlas Shrugged in a single month
6) I can add and subtract small numbers in my head (without the use of paper)
7) I have some chest hair
8) Someday I will win the lottery
9) My dog comes when called
10) I was once employed at Walmart for almost 5 complete days.
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I just ate another piece of bread. Wishing I had some cheese.... (Today!!!)
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I've decided to make this profile my daily diary (No more Facebook, and phony friends, that unfriend me for asking, how ru doing? (more then once a day)...). I just ate a piece of bread. More to come, check back often... (Yesterday!!!)
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About being Asian, and looking like a whitey...

It's the magic of plastic surgery. See, I was mauled by a tiger 6 years ago. I had dropped my ice cream cone into the tiger zoo display. When I jumped the fence the tiger decided he wanted the cone more, and we fought. I lost, badly. Tigers don't fight fair.

--- edit (more information ---

Okay, someone told me, there are no rules in a tiger fight, but somebody has to say, 1, 2, 3 go. Right?
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Some of you fine women doubt my legitimacy as an incredible, righteous and bonefide dude. Well, I have and can show you my Boy Friend of the Year Award. This isn't one of those fake Walmart "Greatest Dad/Mother of the Year" awards. My award is real. It came with an Certificate of Authenticity with my full name entered in fancy cursive and in ink.
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Now on Facebook. Check me out.
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Can I borrow some money? I ran out of smokes. I may not be able to pay you back for a while. Maybe longer...
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Hey, There! If you write to me with only a "Hey, There!", this is my response back to you -- Hey, There!
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Okay for real!!!

A new TV Show idea. On the premise that people are so stupid they will watch anything -- Can Crusher!!!

Yup, crushing cans, bare handed, strong hand, right hand, left hand, beer cans, soda cans, 2 cans at once with split screen, can crushing music, strobe lights on cans, opinions on things about cans, interviews of people who like cans,,, etc. 1/2 hour once a week show, prime time, yeah baby!!!! I need a side kick. A woman to cheer, to Ooh and Ah!!! the displays of shear strength and the rigors of manliness. There will be talking, bragging, boasting, general beating of the chest, full throatal beast like roars. This is 21st Century Tarzan in real.

Now admit it, this is a show you would watch!
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Good News!!! I am now featured at meet-an-inmate.com Check me out, lots of pictures... Early release date is Nov2017. BTW, I didn't do it, I was framed, and the judge knows it too.
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Inquiring minds keep asking me "What do you study?"

Well I'll tell you.

Endocrinology. Facinating study, but my true calling was in holistic medicines applied toward veterinary care. It's a field of study that is barely budding, but I'm hoping to make some break throughs soon. Right now it's primarily for the ultra rich who are a bit out of whack about their stupid little dogs. My focus is to apply this new field of medicine on Aquatic Marine Life, primarily penguins or lobsters, I haven't fully made up my mind on that.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's talk about you first... and then me. All first dates should end on a good note, or at least interesting...


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