courtland_h8s_fishing: against the grain since 1980
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Gp, Alberta
38 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Other
Caucasian, Capricorn
courtland_h8s_fishing is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Free Thinker

winter chubbiness, or age 12/18

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Me
neutralists bio..
so what if you do want to netflix and cuddle with a random person off pof for while? being single can be almost habitual after a time and you would figure sometimes all a person wants is platonic intimacy with company without judgements or expectations. period.

optimists bio..
i am interested in getting to know one woman on here. i havent met many for coffee or whatever (two in three years) . if youre into one relationship long term then maybe send me a message. i have the patience to wait for an amazing woman, and lack interest in aggressive girls.
i dont cycle my pics other than my main. which is updated every few months thanks to the 'stop and take a selfie' game the random pof user makes me play. like everyone theres certain physical features i enjoy so no pics or only selfie shots i may not reply... too deceptive, lol... but! but, my number one is a crazy cute face :p that being said, im more partial to your healthy and average canadian girl, possibly with curves cause im a cuddler. domestic canadians. shout out to the beautiful curvey conservative french native farmer if she exists, lol.... but like i said, its almost always about the face for me so itd be the confident, pretty and classy lady that will keep me smiling for a very long time..... and i like butts. ok no more buts.
you being employed would be one up, lol. i dont care about your vehicle but my brother might change your oil even if you dont want it done. having some sort of motivation in life, local or world affecting interests cause intelligence is a turn on and one sided conversation sucks :p
but whaterver.... i could keep yammering about crap but thats basically the basics, and i feel like a**** making a list cause my preferences change and are as unique as the individuals company i seem to enjoy. plus my 'decision making' skills seem to evolve with this whole 'lifes lessons' and 'aging and maturing', thing. lol, and being single going on seven years pretty quick here, **** :/ tons of time for some self reflecting. maybe it helped with perspective? i dont know, lol. it erased any old expectations and didnt create any others anyway. itll be whatll itll be.
i like to think i am the hard fish to catch and possibly worth the effort. the fisherlady being friendly and caring who is more affectionate than she is attentive with a little bit of a hippie in her would totally help her cause if she is interested ;) maybe a good cookie baker because i cant bake and cookies are awesome and my jars been empty for years. i can pretty much gurantee i wont send a message first, but if i did, or hit the favourite button it was only to let you know i exist. i dont creep my favourites and definately wont cry if you dont reply. one conversation at a time, so i can also promise that if we got to the swap numbers point youd be the only one thatd have my attention....
.... and despite all that typing, you still know nothing about me, lol. not bald yet, but im white so thats a limited offer. im the non materialistic over thinker whos socially awkward, quiet, shy with an insecure fat kid type mentality and generally mellow. but i am intelligent, lippy and have a 'powerful personality' (moms quote but im sure she meant to say ***hole), so my opinions get heard when they need to be. i figure myself to be still learning who i am, sort of. i got the jist but its been said that the first forty years of childhood are the hardest.

"Women are like country roads. The best ones got curves."
- Earl Dibbles Jr

"Lonely women make good lovers." (*so treat her good)
- Steve Wariner

“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
- George Orwell

"Dont try." (*let it be what it is)
- Charles Bukowski

- Dr Greer

And the truest...
"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."
- Mark Twain

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