I am a relatively normal woman with a wicked sense of humor and a love for Coca-Cola Slurpees. I schedule myself way too much for my own liking, though my job does dictate my free time, as it has me traveling throughout the Middle East much of the time. I have not had a truly fantastic date in more years than I want to admit, as friends keep trying to set me up with men THEY would date..a big mistake...and since I want to keep them as my friends, I am taking matters into my own hands...
I play soccer, eat food that is bad for me, and always seem to have my reader on hand. I appreciate sarcasm and my family raised me to be able to laugh at myself (which I do a lot). I have more close guy friends than girl friends, probably because I can quote movies and help them pick-up girls, but I think it is time I had a man to call my own. I am up for most anything, unless it has to do with motorcycles and/or fire and/or motorcycles on fire. I'm not afraid of getting dirty, am probably more independent than most men like, and I am honest...really honest....sometimes so much so that it gets me into trouble.
Not really a fan of men who post that they are younger or older than they truly are. If I wanted to date someone your age, I would search for someone your age.
I am not thin. I will never be thin. I have boobs and an ass and am not afraid to use them, nor do I make apologies when I do.
If you are on the fence about contacting me perhaps the following could sway you: I wear a size 8 shoe, I love peanut butter and artichokes (though not together), I have never had a cavity, but do have freckles, I kill it at karaoke, and can MacGyver a costume out of a roll of dental floss and two paper clips.
Now, it is up to you. Contact me.
By the way, things that really make me hot: commas and apostrophes in all of the right places, perfect spelling (I am a teacher...What do you expect?), posted photos that do not look like mug shots, sarcasm, and guys who enjoy folding laundry.
What makes me cringe: men who use tired cliches, run-of-the-mill romanticism, tofu, coconut, weird facial hair growth/design, selfies taken in the bathroom and/or the gym, and animals which are allowed on the furniture.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don't drink coffee, so…someplace that has really good french fries and ranch dressing, perhaps? Maybe a 7-11 Coca-Cola Slurpee while we sit on the beach?