and_so_i_walk_the_web: we are parallel lines ||
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Columbus, Ohio
26 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Virgo
and_so_i_walk_the_web wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
If I messaged you, I'm probably ok with meeting you in real life at a coffee shop or sumpin' after not too long. This site is weird, you can't really get to know someone here, let's get off of it quickly- test me and I'll show you I'm a cool guy. I literally cannot be offended by anything you might say. The only "drama" I have is on stage.

I've got to be straight up and honest, just to get it out of the way now. I know it might be a dealbreaker for you, but... I have a flip phone. It can be difficult sometimes, I can't see all your fancy winky faces, I have to memorize google directions before going somewhere new. I hardly even know what Snapchat is. I need to be with someone who can be understanding and supportive of this part of me and I'll do the same for you :)

"Why not?"-Dick's Den

wtf is mudding lol