Really just tired of these females who only want me for my good looks.
Built for comfort, with a little speed.
Its okay if youre lacking in confidence or personality, Ive got it covered.
Ive been diagnosed with an abnormally early case of "dad bod."
Lets go shoot some guns, followed by an intense gaming session.
Ive come very close to shooting people in my job, so I guess thats exciting.
Legal questions and chill?
I play with bad guys all day, so Im not down with playing stupid ass games.