I just moved to Oakland!
I don't know anyone!
I like expensive beer and cheap cigarettes!
I work at a cool hipster start-up in the city!
I'm really into movies and watching TV shows that aren't on anymore!
I'm a shitty guitar player!
I like karaoke and dive bars!
I do improv comedy!
My face is pierced!
I have dumb tattoos!
I don't smoke weed but I'm still cool I think!
I am not interested in anyone who is bigoted/closed minded/hateful or insecure.
I am also NOT interested in seeing pictures of your genitals :)