Will update soon. Really. I mean it. Screw you system. I'll write what I want. Stop telling me this needs to be longer. Maybe I don't want to reveal too much about myself in this little box. Ok?? Jesus. I will find you, computer, and bash you like your cousin got bashed in "Office Space".
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'll be 100% honest here: I suck at dating. I moved here from Seattle not too long ago, and plan on going back. That said, I think I'm a funny, kind, and decent person to talk to. So basically, I want to know you better before I arrange to meet. That way, if "sparks" don't fly...big deal, you got a new friend. I've done that before and now have two great friends to chat with whenever. So, message away. I will respond with a joke.