I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote of in “Crush.”
But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.
James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. A modern day Arthur Rimbaud, if you will.
Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends perspective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Lol.
Six things I could never do without:
I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. (the hugging kind)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor?
So, if you're a woman with true feminine core, playful, affectionate, reasonably cute, healthy, giver not taker, have a sense of humor (genuine kind, not sarcasm), socially intelligent, not too aloof, comfortable with sexuality, willing to evolve and grow to your fullest potential without being judged and repressed by others, confident, and of course able to like me for who I am, well, then drop me a line here and let's have some fun.
If you're looking for a one night stand, an upgrade to your current boyfriend, or don't know what you want (easily influenced by T.V.) I'm NOT for you. Good luck in your search then and 'relationship' goals for 2015. Just because I signed up for this site as another option to meet people besides the people I meet in everyday life doesn't mean I'm going to trip over myself to 'impress' you. There's a huge difference between getting countless emails in your inbox from every pervert on this site and actually being the type of woman that would make a man want to stay. True story.
Ok. Enough of that. Let's meet up and do the damn thang!! Party time!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
easy going, find a nice place to sit and talk, drink, and eat... not on each other, however, stranger things have been known to happen. We definitely have to meet up eventually if we hope to make this app work for us and hook a fish up out of this crazy ocean of possibilities and wonder.
I have about 80 messages (at least) from ladies who start their contacting me thru a message that starts off with "hey there"
That's 90 % of all messages I've received from a woman first.