My dogs think I'm awesome. They are pretty damn smart dogs.
Don't take life too seriously :)
In search of a hiking partner to help fend off wild bears. If you like fast cars (not of the NASCAR variety) that is a bonus. I enjoy traveling and will take off frequently for some different scenery. I like wine. A lot. I also enjoy hiking, exploring, passion, positive attitudes and learning new things.
I have two amazing kids and two semi amazing dogs.
Life is short, I try to live accordingly and experience and learn as much as possible. How do you know you don't like something unless you try it...(except skydiving-i am pretty sure I won't like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane with a trail of scaredy pee behind me).
Indepth analysis of my personality:
- If you are wearing camo in any of your pics and it wasn't for a military operation or a stealth paintball game, I am pretty sure we won't get along too well.
-If you are uptight/religiousy (yes I made that word up) I will probably break you or severely corrupt you. Someone else will have to fix you.
-My sense of humor leans towards raunchy after one glass of wine. You have been warned (somewhat officially).
I have the potential to be thinner with the proper amount of sex (obviously writing this after that glass of wine).
-yeah, I do that. And that. And probably that.
-NOT a morning person. Unless I wake up to the sound of the ocean and coffee in bed.
-Guys-just grow a pair, already ??
-Above all, I am kind.
I am thinking about creating an app for guys to photo shop out the urinals in their dating profile pictures. That would be my service to the public! Feel free to let me know if you are interested, I will put you on my mailing list upon completion.
Warning: I am a tad sarcastic (but never mean). Although, I admit this site makes me often think to myself, "Wow, you are quite the conversational master aren't you?".
Update: if you do not have a picture of yourself on your profile I will assume you are married. Please don't expect a response to messages.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Jello wrestling or a stroll through the cemetery or you know, coffee