I want me a country guy, handy man, nothing is impossible, old fashioned love, family guy type of man. A type not found in the bay...
Treat me the way you want to be treated. Don't give me a reason to treat you another.
if I don't understand your English we ain't speaking the same language, grammar is a must! But some Ebonics accepted.
"Why do you only have one picture? Are you catfish?" -LOL don't ask stupid questions because I will make you feel stupid.
It's ok to be funny.. but don't be stupid annoying.
fluent in sarcasm.
Don't like me? GOOD! Funny you say that cause you don't even know me. LOL bye bye.
Quick question, how come someone as pretty as you is single? Are you crazy or something? -sh*tmaybe? Dare to try me?
"You think you the sh*thuh?" NO NIIIIGGAAAA... I am the shit! THE FUUUCK?? Seriously why I always get the stupid ones coming my way??? Askin stupid questionsss!! -__- LAAAAAAAME!!!
Why are you so angry? Life is too good to be angry. - LOL WTF??? Do I look like I'm angry?? Nigga I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet. I just don't tolerate stupid sh*tlike this stupid question! You don't know me.
You think you can handle? Then ask me about me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Be Spontaneous. Suprise me. NO SEX.