VanillaGorilla86: ...Running from the cold up in New England...
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
The louis, Missouri
32 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Gemini
VanillaGorilla86 wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
General Manager

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years
Pets No Pets  

About William
*I'm new to this beautiful Ocean State
*I can eat more oreo mcflurries than you
*I'm a DIE HARD New York Mets and Jets fan
*The only college sports team in the World is Notre Dame
*Doris Kearns Goodwin is a genius
*When I was 15 I petitioned Pres Clinton to make JayZ poet laureate of the US....I'm still waiting to hear back
*Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
*The english language fascinates me - so does the fact Ireland has more Pulitzers than England
*I hate ppl that call you instead of texting back - I know driving and texting is hard but cmon sort it out
*Edible Arrangements are ****in awesome
*I love telling stupid people they're exceptionally bright and if they were tested I'd anticipate 180 or better score
*"Their going to see that being they're was a bad choice and there decision was to impulsive" .... I HATE people who can't spell
*I love the underdogs
*A dying phone battery gives me anxiety
*Buddy the elf is my cousin - moms side
*Mike Tyson, Charlie Sheen, Affleck, Damon, Rob Dyrdek, Tosh and Clay Guida would be my drinkin Dream Team
*I tend to get obnoxious while cheering on my sports teams - in a good way
*Simplicity is far under-rated
*I love trivia
*I hate people who say they 'love' goin to the gym - you'd still go if your results were the same from watchin family guy?
*Health food may be good for your conscience but oreos taste a hell of a lot better - Robert Redford
*I love quoting people.... every now and then someone jus happens to articulate better than you
*I'm obsessed with US Presidents
*A beautiful girl with great nails, fake or grown, scratching my back is about all I need in this life
*Pink, purple and white buttondowns are my favorite - french cuff clearly.
*Coke over pepsi
*Polar bears, sharks, penguins, basset hounds and ducks are my favorite animals
*Girls that wear glasses makes my heart beat a little faster
*I constantly find myself driving straight thru red lights as soon as the left turn signal goes green
*I pride myself on being well spoken and even better with a pen (proverbial or literal)
*Born in upstate New York but moved to Vermont @ age 10 and am thru and thru a Green Mt boy
*I want to be the gorilla in the room

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something upbeat with a bunch of light and a few drinks.... that way even if the light doesn't shine favorably we can at least get hammered and ppl watch