EBarton2375: DeepSeeSouperManLookn4LoisLaneMermaid!!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Ketchikan, Alaska
33 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
EBarton2375 is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree

pound sign stud

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Aint the best in the world but im the best u've seen!!!

-My blood smells like cologne.

-On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after me & my hands feel like rich brown suede.

-Cuba imports cigars from me. Mosquitos refuse to bite me purely out of respect. In museums, im allowed to touch the art.

-My business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

-I have won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

-If I were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank me.

-I bowl overhand.

-Im fluent in all languages, including three that I only speaks.

-I tip an astonishing 100%.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Just wear regular shoes case we gotta run!!!