Relationship status: currently attempting to build a boyfriend out of Legos.
once told someone to take their thigh gap and get the **** out of my car. Frequent wearer of Christmas socks. Always a mess.
Aloha =^.^= I am: 23. a fitness fanatic, enjoy eating clean, cooking, staying active, beach related anything, passionate about helping others, leading a positive lifestyle, music is major, How are there "plenty of fish in the sea" and yet not even ONE Vin Diesel OR The Rock inside my bedroom? Moving on.. If you use your iPhone compass for any other purpose besides navigating yourself out of a Nordstrom's Rack.. we might have issues. The Price is Right over everything, game for almost anything that doesn't involve black olives and my shower has incredible water pressure. My heart is half taken by my one-eyed Mexican Schnoodle puppy. And you probably lost me at "I don't workout." All that I am can be found inside the "Milkshake" song. If you want to know where my current crisis level is at: I've recently walked into a Walmart wearing a cheetah printed pajama onesie. If I've learned one thing in life, it is simply this : all shoes are technically buy one get one free , oh and if you argue with a black woman & she starts clapping her hands you have less than 2 seconds to turn around & run for your motherschmucking life.
I just want a man that showers on the reg and knows what words mean.
Brownie pts. if you know who Tay Zonday is, and/or are a fan of chocolateeee RAINNNN.
*If you are a lesbian or just want your lolli licked, keep it moving
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Could live and die happily inside of any Trader Joe's. I definitely bat for Team Vodka every now and again, so ...happy hour is fine by me ;) Game for anything active that isn't life threateningly dangerous. Currently a caffeine addict in recovery, but coffee date sounds delish..Honestly I am up /down for almost everything, I am berry open-minded.