Highly intelligent, but shameful of that fact so I play it down with the use of inappropriate behavior and inattentiveness.
So I'm on here because apparently most, if not all, of my friends are in some kind of relationship and the single life isn't that interesting to them anymore. Alas, It's time for yours truly to also follow suite. I figure the dating game can't be that bad, right?
Myself: You want to hold an intelligent conversation? Sure, let's do it. I'm not a genius but topics can range from the horsepower on a Telsa model S to how to tune a guitar to last night's episode of The Daily Show to Iron Man's sentient armor to increasing your strength on bench press. I can also talk while playing videogames. It's pretty impressive, I know. I'm also looking for any sort of excuse to go out and eat. I'm notorious for ordering large amounts of food to satiate my appetite. I love making people laugh. Ain't nobody immune to comedy!
I do your basics: I play music (piano and guitar), I can actually play sports and I'm proud to say that I finally understand "offsides" in soccer so you know...That's pretty impressive....I ride a motorcycle because of reasons. I have two dogs: A grumpy chiweenie and a black lab that won't stop smiling.
Probably have save the rest to talk about when we actually meet. Can't reveal all this awesomeness at one go.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Get food. Food is always good. Even drinks at a bar. Basically a location where people can be jealous of a great time that we're having.