Ok, a little about me for better or worse.
I love red wine, movies, and laughing until my face hurts. I am in the process of publishing a novel. A sense of humor is the absolute sexiest trait in the world to me. I think laundry is the worst chore on earth. I am a complete extrovert. I am wildly attracted to sarcasm.
I've had a crush on Batman since I was a child. I always have a book in my purse. I hate milk. I play the piano. I could spend the rest of my life on the water. I play the guitar. I paint. Passive aggressive people make me insane. I am madly in love with Ernest Hemingway and think he is the ultimate man's man. I love to travel. I sing in the shower. In a perfect world I would take political campaign funds and instead use them to start building a real Jurassic Park. I hate mayonnaise. I think Hans Zimmer is a genius.
I'm a Gamecock. My favorite sport to watch is basketball. My favorite sport to play is volleyball. I worship my little pug Bee. I love pear jellybeans. My family and friends are incredible and hilarious. I believe in keeping perspective during a crisis. I have a karaoke machine in my kitchen. I can't stand when someone eats after me and doesn't get everything off of the spoon. I go to the movies at least once a week. I love the smell of Play-doh. I love being outside.
I don't trust anyone who says they hate bacon. I am 30 and still love going to Disney World. I prefer tropical weather over any other. I hate spiders. I love to kayak. I have been in sales and business development my entire professional life. I hate people with bad manners. I like my steak medium rare. Pablo Neruda is my favorite poet. I love Michael Jackson songs. I love kids. I have a secret love of SyFy movies about genetically mutated animals. Weird, I know. I didn't try cheesecake until I was 28 years old. I hate it.
I order everything extra spicy. I love live music. I love hand written letters. I hate being cold. The next instrument I am learning to play is the cello. I love Medieval Times. I have two degrees from Carolina. I have never been skydiving but want to... Maybe we could go together someday.
Who I Am Looking For:
A champion. A man who makes me laugh. Super confident. Someone who values family and friends. Takes things in stride. Wants to try and learn new things. Likes dogs. Loves movies. Respectful. Loves educated debates over a bottle of wine. Capable of supporting himself. Enjoys a cold beer and a warm fire. Loves the water. Believes in having his partner's back. Driven. Constantly investing in bettering himself. Kind. Values loyalty. Believes in giving back. Finds humor in every day things. Considerate. My life is full and amazing and I am a whole person looking for an equal. I want a partner, not a project. On that note...
Who I am NOT Looking For:
Someone who can't make eye contact. Needy, Disrespectful. Insecure. Lazy. And if you are too lazy to even adequetly fill out a profile, the first impression people have of you on this site, that's a pretty good indicator to me on what kind of partner you are. Terrible manners or rude to waiters/housekeepers. Someone who doesn't have his own friends and hobbies. Judgmental and unwilling to entertain someone else's point of view. A man who instantly starts asking about hooking up. Get a grip and act like you have control of yourself. A man who is still trying to figure out who he is. A narcissist. Confidence in fine...required in fact, but I don't have any desire for someone who would drown looking at his own reflection.
Does the good stuff sound like you? Message me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm pretty much up for whatever. Including wine and being outside in some fashion never hurt though.