Not that most of you will even read this, but for the sake of entertainment, here goes....
-I like making people laugh.
-Nothing shocks or surprises me.
-Can find humor in almost any situation.
-I can build/fix pretty much anything.
-Spring and Fall is my jam..
-I'm not a typical "guy". Some of us have evolved from "Caveman" status.
-Kid at heart, Playful and Silly at times, but Adult when I need to be. Life's too short.
-I have a Twisted/Dry/Dirty sense of humor.
-Toilet paper goes over, NOT under. Just sayin'..
-I speak and understand Sarcasm fluently, but I draw the line at Obnoxious.
-When did?? Speaking like?? This?? Become a?? Thing???
-I'm Open Minded, Blunt, Spontaneous, Analytical and a Realist.
-The more choices I have, the more Indecisive I become.
-Breakfast for dinner.
-I hate spiders.
-I'm only a little Superstitious.
-Get along with any age group.
-Huge Star Wars nerd.
-Reading is Fundamental.
-Knowledge is power.
-Some Conspiracy Theories Intrigue me.
-I try to do at least one good deed a day for a stranger, asking only they pay it forward.
-Randomly quote movie lines at opportune moments. (Bonus if you actually understand them, bonus doubled if you do it as well)
-Big movie lover.
-Even bigger music lover. My taste in music is all over the map. Not a Country music fan.
-Like to wear hats. Like when girls wear hats even more.
-Big Foodie. Love to eat.
-Like to cook, but not clean the mess afterwards.
-Who needs Ice Cream when you have Cannoli Cream.
-Love animals, almost more than people.
-Despite my "Serious" demeanor, my personality is actually quite the opposite.
Just a few things about me...Hit the "Like" button at the bottom of the page if you actually relate to any of it. If any of it made you laugh, then mission accomplished. Anything else you would like to know, feel free to send me a message.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
It's not an interview or an interrogation so we can both just be ourselves with no expectations.