Ferniealva: Will work for love
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Mid-wilshire, California
45 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Hispanic, Pisces
Ferniealva is actively seeking a relationship.
High school
Free Thinker
Compound Interest

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me

A few words to describe myself.........it's a bit long, but not to boring.

I DON'T INCLUDE the usual lame description, for example;
I'm down to earth/adventures/I love to travel/try new things/I like all music/easy going........that pretty much describes everyone....nothing unique about that.

Put a little effort in it, or just depend on your good looks.
That's if your pictures aren't "private"... the weird ones.

I'm a clean cut, smell good, well dressed.
A gentleman who still opens the car door for a lady.
Listener, laid back, mellow, good mannered.

"Yes" I can get down and dirty change your tire, fix the plumbing, as well as administrate finances.

As much as I enjoy the all out booby pictures, I don't know if I can have much respect for them.

Im a simple guy ! Not really interested in name brands.

Sarcastic, respectful, love sunsets.
I do like girls with tattoos, as much as girls in suits, or nerdy.

Looking for someone with characteristics like;

I like big butts and I can not lie !
You other brothers can’t deny !

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face!

You get sprung wanna pull out your tough !
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed !

Deep in the jeans she’s wearing!
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring !

Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture !

My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny !!!

(Sir Mix alot) big butts song incase you didn't recognize the lyrics.


I also like girly girl, dingy, tomboy, sarcastic, clown,
flirtatious "with me ofcourse", not to sensitive, a smile is always a plus.

Someone who can handle a little rough playing and not scared of a ball coming at them. "Although thats not deal breaker".
Then... I'm pretty sure we're going to blend in easily.

I'm not looking forward to women who think the word "B*tch" is a compliment.

Back to my description.......
I'm formal, but I like to whisper dirty thoughts in your ear, to make you laugh.

I'm a bit of a hidden joker.
What I mean is;
My jokes travel pretty fast in the air, and for some....."well"...they end up passing over their heads "Bummer"..... usually they involve prior topics of conversation with a mix of sarcasm.
So pay attention, and look out for the pause.

Business on week days, sporty on weekends, none hater, but I will give you the finger if you cut me off..hah!

Prideful, but won't affect my decisions.

You can't find a good man, because we are all working.....so they say? I'm not working right now as I'm writing this. Bad joke btw.

A simple "Hi" and I'll reply.

Let's meet soon, I don't want to exchange texts a life time.

I like commune conversations.
If you're busy, and you cant chat, or talk.
Please let me know, so I'm not waiting for your reply.

If I'm exchanging messages, you have my full attention.

Here's your bonus code 0192 for reading the entire description. Save it , I will ask you for it........it includes a secret gift for you on our first date.

Thank you.


Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Dress well, I know I will..................

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