For the record, online dating is like someone describing a song or a food to you. No matter how good or bad it sounds, the adjectives are meaningless until your senses experience it, and then it comes down to the feeling you get.
That said, I'm trying to find a woman who is always smiling, cute, playful, feminine, adventurous, nurturing, vulnerable, clumsy, stylish, and social. This is a very rare combination, so other attributes like age, race, income, music tastes, etc. are all open.
This isn't some bullsh*tarbitrary list btw, its well thought out based on past history of women I've felt the strongest about.
If that doesn't sound like you, be forewarned that contacting me could lead to feelings of heartbreak and loneliness weeks or months from now.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
let's cook some food, or grab takeout, rent a couple shitty movies, and make fun of how bad they are. mutual promise of no sex is mandatory, regardless of how good your smell or how witty i am.