honeybadgerface: where have all the cowboys gone?
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Oceanside, California
32 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Christian - other
Mixed Race, Leo
honeybadgerface is actively seeking a relationship.
Some college
Class Clown
helping your mom. jk ask

I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets Dog  

About Me
Id like to talk to some one like myself doesn't want to be in a relationship that's not meant to be. I just want to feel someone out first before anything. I want to find the right person cuz life's to short and my huckleberry is somewhere out there. :) The thing is I get lonely sometimes because I really don't know any guys locally to talk to.I'm not really putting to much faith in the internet aspect of scouring the earth for my "soul" mate but it could happen like my mom says truth is stranger than fiction. Oh and I like to talk about the universe, aliens, mental disorders and inappropriate humour. So if you don't like that you can suck it. I still like to do the hand gestures when I say suck it.

Update.. please don't write me about sex. Unless you're channing tatum. Then you can. dang i just wish he would.. bang in the pu$$y like its his hood! lol

Also, everyone has a preference and mines white guys. I wanna be like damn, that's a cold Ass honky! This does not apply to girls. Update....omg i was shocked at how many people i recognized from pof at chuckie cheese lol

is any one going to edc?

Ohhh the internet. Giving pu$$ys a voice to say offensive stuff they'd never tell a girl in person. :-) I had a psychotic bf that had multiple personalities and d.i.d. I only write of this because I want to list a few things I never want to deal with again. So if you have these characteristics, behaviors or afflictions please don't write to me. Not because i think I'm better but because i can't handle the crazy. I got enough problems. Ain't nobody got time for that! List is not in order of importance. 1. Harmful paraphilia (kids, dead people etc.) 2. Aggression towards women. 3. Delusion fabrication in everyday life. 4. 2 or more personalities. 5. The inability to admit you're wrong. 6. Pathological liar. 7. Demonic possession. 8. Absence of morality. (considers self only, every one else is inanimate. 9. Internet obsessed and last but not least ..10. A big hairy pu$$y. ********are we allowed to advertise on this? Idk but. If anyone needs a room to rent tell me. Younger enviroment, drinking friendly, next to camp pen and the transit center. Also right by the five off ramps. Clean enviroment. Company friendly. Big house big yard etc etc its awesome bla bla. Let me know.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Who goes on a date with a stranger. sounds stuffy. What id like to do is invite you over and have you tidy up a bit. After I've undressed you and put you in a 1950's ruffled june cleaver apron I will put very heavy eye make on you with a bit of lipstick. When you start to cry I hand you a mirror and shout "look what you've done u ungrateful harlett! You're hidious!" Then ill slap you and promptly tell you I'm sorry for reacting the way any sane person would. Then ill sit on the couch and eat sushi while you cry and masturbate in the bathroom using your tears as a lubricant. The end!