_zarathustra: Stop. Hammer time.
Smokes Often with Athletic body type
Seattle, Washington
36 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Virgo
_zarathustra is actively seeking a relationship.
Some University

Obey DHS.

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Chinese

About Me
I like to blow of steam by having some drinks and just laughing at the absurdities of life. I am into tattoos, I love to read, and I love everything Steve Jobs shits out of his glorious brain. Former Apple systems administrator for a higher education school, before I made a major career change. If I could compare myself to anyone, it would be Master Shake. If you don't know who that is, then you might want to move on along.

While filling this out, I have been self reflecting. I thought I had it all together, but apparently I am a hot mess. Damn it profile!! Instead of listing my hopes and dreams about unicorns and rainbows, I've decided to just list a bunch of random facts about myself:

-One time I fell down two flights of stairs on my bike in the middle of the quad in the center of the college on my first day of work. None of the 60 witnesses asked if I was ok. I was bleeding profusely. And that's the story of why I drive everywhere or walk. Carefully.
-I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, not even dancing. I can just change songs on an iPod with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent.
-I think “Grey's Anatomy” is horrible. Seriously it is not funny or interesting. I would also like to point out that the works of JRR Tolkien are vastly overvalued.
-Parents and animals love me it’s the offspring/owners that are the issue
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad TV has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the "very special episode" sitcom era …… but I can’t stop watching “Jersey Shore". (It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.)
-Fox News is evil
-The Daily Show and Colbert Report are awesome.
-Question: why do people let their kids run wild in restaurants? I hate that.
-I love the salty/sea smell of the Puget Sound early in the morning.
-I have an irrational hatred of country music, Michael Vick, Miller Lite, and talking on the phone.

Actually in all seriousness I am career driven with lots of good things going on in my life. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I am definitely not your typical girl, and don't do the traditional thing. If you find this interesting, send me a message; and congrats on actually reading all this. You deserve a medal or a beer. (Either one works for me.)

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Pina coladas, getting caught in the rain....

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