For starters I don't need a maid or a mom.. I can cook clean and I m potty trained.. most of the time..I like hunting fishing and bowling and horror flicks...I LOVE guns and shooting.. I love to cook and I love my dog and my mom.. not a mammas boy though.. had some ltrs but they've never panned out.. I've got a house in the country on 4 acres
Don't bother me if: If it looks like a 1st grader drew your eyebrows on with a crayon (ya shouldnt have shaved them off like a moron to begin with).... if you have a nasty ass tattoo on your breast and by nasty I mean like a scorpion or spider.. if all your pics are from 4 years ago (all cells have cameras these days) ..... if ya say ya like football and ya dont (that's just wrong to me lol) ...if ya have pics of you in a moving car with your kid in a carseat in the back (not smart)... if you move from job to job like a kirby salesman goes from house to house (cmon you aren't fresh out of high school anymore)... if ya say ya like fishing but never want to go then it looks like I ll be going fishing by myself ... if you have bedazzled your last court ordered ankle bracelet.. yeah...
Things I can't stand : bluetooth in walmart.. nothin worse than when looks like someone talkin to himself while he's lookin for toothpaste.some of the people that hang out there are strange enough... bad drivers.. if you can't paralell park downtown don't even try please.. people with and oxygen cart that smoke.. not only is it insane that you ve given up on life.. but that's a bomb your carrying around on your rascal scooter...
I m a hard workin s.o.b. that has my sh it together.. I may not be the best lookin cat.. and I may not be the gym rat meathead some of these women are lookin for.. but I m a genuine man
Things I like... fishing.. like go three times a week fishin if its good.. love the pull of a big cafish.. weather in general fasinates me.. sunsets (the sunset in my pics is off my front porch) meteor showers stuff like that.. watchin lightning over the bay at willow point... movies... old new.. doesn't matter I have some favorites.. first blood.. christmas story.. breakfast club ... planes trains... GOONIES!! ....watch it almost everytime its on.. tv.. Walking Dead.. awesome show flies by everytime .. the americans.. bates motel..eh I ll finish this thing later.. nobody would probably get this far in it anyways..
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Bowling.. drag races .. concert... dinner ... gunraffle.... gamefeed... fishfry.. whatever.. drinks