I hate these dumb disclaimers just as much as you BUT....given my past encounters/experiences, I feel like it's necessary.
So here it goes: Pah-lease don't waste my time. I'm looking for a relationship. Something with substance. No casual dating/hook ups here fellas. :)
I get a lot of messages on here. I'm very selective so if I don't respond to you, please have enough sense to understand that means I'm not interested for one reason or another. It's not that I'm shy! I'm not interested!
I hope to find someone I'm both physically and mentally attracted to. Someone who has values and is family oriented. Has goals/ambitions yet doesn't let money rule their life. Kick back and relax is the way to be ;)
My sense of humor is drenched in sarcasm. It can be dry and dark. If you can't take the heat, step out ;). I need someone who'll be able to take it as well as he gives it. (Still talking about sense of humor here fellas ;))
I enjoy hiking and jogging on the beach. I'm up for any outdoor activity (nothing too extreme, you adrenaline junkies).
Ok, I'm allowed to be a little shallow, right? We all have our preferences. I'm attracted to manly men, outdoorsy and rugged. Tall men, handy men, men who have beards. All get points in my book. :)
Well, that's it for now. Oh yeah, one more thing: I'm super awesome. Scientists have proven this.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Keep it low key: Drinks, coffee, frozen yogurt.