larhen1972: All the interesting ones are 200 miles away...WHY?
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Kamiah, Idaho
45 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aquarius
larhen1972 wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
Class Clown
Hunting/Fishing/Hot Springs guide

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
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Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Pets Dog  

About Larry
I'm a lot of things here...I'm good, I'm bad...I'm fun, but never boring. I like anything that involves the outdoors, one on one sports, team sports.... One day, I'm gonna make a difference somewhere to something that'll really matter. What makes me unique...I'd say I'm hung down to my knee...but that would be a lie. I'm a good listener and give some good advice now and then, sometimes I should listen to myself a little more. Music...doesn't matter, let it all play,

I'm not sure why it is, but it's like common law or something that on a dating site, the person you meet is typically 200 miles or more away. Sure, you can adjust the settings...but still the one you want to meet is like a tank a gas away! Not bs'ing ya here...It's true. I usually take notice of things...Usually I'll notice your eyes first, then your teeth, gotta have a pretty smile...naturally, I'll move downward then...I promise ya, if ya got cleavage, you'll get noticed...I should so have some cleavage...maybe then I'd be noticed! But then I'd have to buy a bra...not that I don't like shopping...but it would just be kinda strange to look down and see knockers...I should be happy with what I've got...I have a tendency to let my mind wander from time to time...happens innocently enough at first...then just gets carried away from there. But, If I did have some cleavage..I'd just never really get anything done...How do women get things done with such an attraction right there?? Must be the ability to multi task...some can do it better than others I think...I can do it, but it depends on what the task is at any given moment.

I like an afternoon at a spa...especially when I can get a fresh Brazilian followed by cucumbers over my eyes...maybe a pineapple or coconut bath....but the pineapple is kinda sticky I've found. I like dipping my fingers into hot wax and letting it cool and harden up peeling away the deal layers of skin...QUIT THINKING LIKE YOU'RE THINKING!!! I SAID FINGERS!! LOL I have one of those personalities that'll often leave your mouth gaping open and head shaking back and forth wondering how that just came out of your mouth. That filter that most people have when definitely broken on me.

I like to walk barefooted on the beach, it smoothes the heels on my feet sometimes. I like to watch the sunrise in the morning, happy that I awoke another day...and a sunset at night because I got to enjoy another day. I like candles...but that's just cause the wax only burns for a brief moment...

I like a woman that knows how to tie a knot that won't come undone...I like a lot of things...maybe I like too many things....If you've read this far...may as well finish. Looking at moving down to Lewiston in the next month or two, preferably somewhere out of town, in a fairly secluded area. Not that I don't like the big lights of the city, just prefer the nice quiet setting out and away from the everyday chaos of life.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
You'll pick me up from the front of the jailhouse...we'll go and grab a sixpack...then we'll go to the bar and get lit and maybe have carsex in the parking This could and should be absolutely negotiable...If there's something we both like, then that's what we should go do.

One should always have a back up plan in case the first date option doesn't sound appealing...I'm thinking setting up the trampoline in the back yard with the sprinkler underneath and watching one another bounce...and as chivalry dictates, ladies must bounce firstt!! Not that it's expected in any way...but a good date ends the next morning, often in a frantic rush, and wondering where the hell one's undergarments are!

As a third option...I just moved to an incredible place where one can go skinny-dipping when ever you feel like it...and there's hot springs right up the road a bit...and they don't even make ya wear clothes! This is like paradise...

Or we could go camping