Would like to find someone special so we can rush into getting married, share our kids who turn out to be awful little brats that drain our bank accounts as we slowly resent each other, you turn into an alcoholic and I hit the casinos ending up with a gambling problem. then I poison you over time so no one gets suspicious, i collect your life insurance but right before you finally die a slow miserable death, I lean down and whisper in your ear "you should have swiped left"...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I would say listening to a good band, having a few drinks...get to know each other.