I'm a disaffected but brilliant dominant Latina cougar interested in darkness in its various forms. I am certainly quite multi-dimensional. I take less and less crap from the world the older I get, yet I'm quite funny in spite of that. I am a unique and complex woman. I tend to be rather geeky, and enjoy being around those who are wired similarly. I am very sarcastic, and I only like and get along with those that can keep up with me. I think fast, I talk fast, I write fast and I move fast. You will need a thick skin to be around me. I am blunt and direct about what I am and what I like.
I'm a nerd, first and foremost. There are a number of ways to get under my skin, and to tickle my nerd fancy would definitely be one of them. You're going to have to figure out the other ways to get my attention on your own, but you can first try fighting me back ;)
My ideal male is white, from the ages of 21 to 30, faithful, emotionally monogamous, working on his education, respectful of women but is able to make his own decisions, has a strong sense of ethics, is generally happy with a positive outlook on life, has long term life & career goals, good at oral & giving massages, and has high energy, enthusiasm and stamina. Extra special consideration is given to the following: males of British, European or Australian descent with a strong accent, who have pale skin with light colored eyes, are thin, athletic and muscular (flat belly a must, muscle definition a huge plus), have little to no body hair, with a clear preference for BBWs. Tall, slender and smooth is what really gets my attention (my usual preference) but I also adore compact and muscular.
If you're not what I'm looking for, don't bother messaging me & giving me your opinion because I don't give a damn what some random butthurt stranger thinks of my sexual choices....and if you do, prepare to be put in your place ROFL!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Our first date can be as eclectic and offbeat as we both are. I'd be thrilled with dinner followed by a comedy or art show, or perhaps even indoor skydiving for the more adventurous amongst you.