Hum what do woman want to hear?
How about this? I sleep on my brothers couch in his basement due to the fact I'm in between jobs. This rap game is hard. Nothing working out and Mcdonald said i can't come back. Well at lease I got up today, things looking up.
I am looking for a sugar momma. This couch is killing my back. I have a lot to offer even if things seems bad right now. When u go to work, u will always know where I'm at, on the couch running up the electric bill. I might do some online chatting but you can be assured that I'm in the house waiting for you to get off work. Because by that time I will be straving and need something to eat.
Thanks for reading this far. Since you got down here, I know you want to meet me! I am open to anytime meetings. Again have nothing else to do. Once we chat and agree where we will go, I'll give u my address, so u can pick me up. Don't get scared now, u had to know I don't have a car and a bus pass is expensive.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Suprise me, as long as ur paying, I'm in......