Do you have a sense of Humor?
Are you full of spit and vinegar?
I do have the following:
I am NOT married and I am Not just looking for a one nighter .
Is this POF or GFP ( glutton for punishment )??
I've been told that I am a attractive man, but it was some guy in the men's room so I did not believe him..................
About me, I am completely full of crap, never around when you need me, always need money and constantly broke.
I'm terrible in the sack and hung like a hamster .
My Favorite kinds of music are Bulgarian folk music and speed death metal .
I have absolutely no emotional baggage or issues , and my favorite thing is to talk about my feelings .
Are you buying any of this?
Okay, this part is true I'm a pretty decent guy , I work hard and I can do (fix) just about anything except grow hair .
I love to ride my motorcycle . And I prefer a corner (dive) bar to a big club. I don't need to be taken care of and I don't want someone who needs to be taking care of. I would like to meet somebody to be my best friend and my partner . Another reason I'm on here is I'm tired of the bar scene. It's the same thing over and over , I meet someone and it's oh God no man has ever made me feel like that! I'm just tired of it. (The last sentences contains quite a bit of embellishment)
This part is very important I need someone with a sense of humor! Oh if you don't think I'm too crazy or bent send me a message and let's give it a try and see if it's a fit.
People say that looks shouldn't matter, but I would not drive a pink car or eat a green sandwich .
I think it is human nature to be somewhat superficial, so please no BBF's