Tender_Loin: When rump roast just isn't cutting it.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Maple ridge, British Columbia
31 year old Female, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aquarius
Tender_Loin wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Night Owl

Because duck face isn't quite sexy enough, I present you with horse face. Neeeeeigh!

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I've compiled a list of facts instead of a description. So suck on that, POF! ;)

- I've had a tortoise fart in front of me. Twice!

- I’m often compared to a goldfish because of the state of my memory. Honestly, if "remembering stuff" is high on your list of attractive qualities in a mate, then move on bucko.

- I once spent 7 consecutive months sleeping on an air mattress. Then it popped! So I slept on the ground.

- I think more clearly and make better decisions while I am in water, whether shower/bath/pool/river/lake. But not the ocean. Because **** sharks.

- When I’m walking at night I get nervous sometimes, because I know there could be snails on the ground and that I might squish one.

- I spent some time in Airlie Beach as a bus driver. They never asked to see my driver's license, so there was no need to tell them I didn't have one. (FYI, I can and do drive here in Canada. Legally.)

- Sometimes when I'm bored, I get something pierced. And then I'm not bored anymore.

- I have an unhealthy (but entirely understandable!!) obsession with Slash.

- One time I came out of the shower to see a hand holding a camera up to my bathroom window. I still wonder about that sometimes.

- My friend's Mom is a psychic, and she told me that I am going to fall in love with a rich African American, who dresses well and is into wine. So, I'm kind of just killing time til then.

Fun facts aside, I'm just looking for connections. :) Romance, friendship...I'm open to all of it. I work at a shop in East Van at the moment but I'll be starting at BCIT in October, (Joinery) which I am kind of stoked about! And now I don't know what else to say.

Except that I really like dill pickles.

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