I'm an outgoing, witty person with questionable taste in TV shows. If given the chance I'll quote anything from Casablanca to Conan the Barbarian to Pitch Perfect. I'm hopelessly in love with doing 'old lady' things like knitting, gardening, antique shopping, and cooking. Records are the only way to listen to Louie Armstrong, and life is better if you can take a joke--and tell one!
I'm an author by trade and a storyteller by genetics. I love pretty much anything geek related (because honestly I'm pretty geeky), and I'm lucky enough to also have the dexterity to knit and play ukulele. Although not at the same time. That'd be a really useful skill though! I cook meals from scratch, learn languages, travel, I like being sarcastic, creating horrible puns, and making voices and for inanimate objects. I blame it on being around children too often.
I have no idea what to expect from this anymore, honestly. If you can type more than one sentence when talking to me, are witty, don't hate books, and think that a writer is the coolest thing since the invention of pubs, then we're going to get along great! I suppose now is a good time to mention that I don't actually like sushi. Which is a crummy thing to dislike since so many guys on here would apparently wrestle a bear for just one sushi roll.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT: I'm a writer. You don't have to be one, but you get MAJOR POINTS if you send more than just "how u duin?"
I'm not saying I'm a big deal!
........Okay I kind of am.
Who wouldn't want to date an author/ukulele playing geek who can't eat fish?
Total catch here guys.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Coffee would be great! Or we could make up stories about the people around us! Um...or....Bowling? Guys like to bowl right?