Just a simple Country boy......Seeing what the future may hold for me ....I collect Vintage Vinyl......antiques as well for I know about them for I am one .......like beeing Outdoors Sunrises and Sunsets!!!! How Much do I love Thee? I'd scrape a Possum off the Road for ya!
I'm writing a Nobel winning autobiography my early years! I've heard cute girls read books!
Chapter 1 Pa just Celebrated his 100 birthday!!! So Ma and Me gave pa a party...oh the Fun we had we Danced all night Fiddle band was there "the cow patties". Ahhh the Tonic was passed to all Pa had a couple of jugs of the tonic wooo weee..ma had her share to...we played pin the tail on the donkey that's when the Fun began!!! Pa went first he was also the last...after spining pa around a few times pa was ready took that tail to pin the donkey yup he missed the Donkey's !!!!! But ma had bent over to get a jug ....yup papa pinned that tail right to Ma's €@*...Ma slung that Jug straight up an let out a yelL...Scared pa half way to the outhouse....Ma took to chasing Pa an would had caught Pa except that Cow patti she hit and she landed on the back of that Bull pa's still Running....Ma's Soaking in the wash Tub!!! Chapter 2. The Night was Dark (yup) as I staggered
Out into the Cold (Brr) for I just had stumped my darn toe (ouch).
Over pa's spit tone!!! I Hurried to the outhouse (for which its not inside).
Boy I had to go!!! Ma had made a prune pie and I ate my share !!!
I had reached the 2 holer (no waiting u see).oh the joy when all of a sudden
Oh the Pain!!!! Seems as if a possum had thought he had found a
Persimmon tree ...I let out a yell that was heard in 3 County's
Pa thought it was a wild cat ran out the house with the gun (double Barrel).
Old blue came out from under the porch a howling!!
And Cold nosed Pa up under his Gown!!! Ka-Blam both
D-+n Barrels!!! Blowed me and that Possum straight up in the
Air!!! I looked at that possum he grinned (Smiled) at me!!
But pa saved those 2 persimmons and me!!!
Never seen a possum Fly till that night!!!
Me an pa started building a new outhouse..My first love was Ethel Ann a cute pie Pa said make sure on Valentines day give her something special !!So Ma helped me to bake a cake for Ethel....We decided on Chocolate yum so we was a Baking!!! Pa came by and ask Ma for the Ex-lax well he had in need of it !!!!!! He laid it down on the table so he coould put his coat on and Ma reached and put the well what she thought was Chocolate...Pa reached and took what he thought was Ex-lax!!!! My that Cake looked so good!!! I Couldn't wait to get to Ethel anns that night !!! Love Twas in the air :) Me and Ethel ate that whole Cake yum yum!!! We was holding Hands and talking when all the sudden I heard a growl thought it was a Bear but it twernt !!!!!! A Pain hit Ethel Ann and me at the Same time!!!!!! I was hurting Ethel took off for Her outhouse....a one Hole er I was on the Run to my house 5 miles.......needless to say yup I barely made it !!! Thank goodness for a 2 hole er cause me and Pa had a long talk!! I never saw Ethel Ann again!!!!!! Pa had a Great crop of corn so he loaded Ma up in the wagon and we all headed out to the mill to get it ground into meal. We stopped and picniced on the way an arrived at the Mill around noon...boy was it a hot day Ma was in her sun dress and Pa had undid his top button on his Bibs and had undone the top hook and it was well Hanging loose!!!! We had messed around the Mill for awile and was having fun!! Ma hollered at Pa to watch that Big ole Wheel for Pa was real close to it....when all at once we heard Paa squell and Ma let out a shout....Pa's bibs got caught on the wheel and took Pa up in the air like he was at the fair..... Well the other strap came loose and so did Pa....and so did well Pa's !!!! On his way down Pa's Red undies got caught on a nail !!!! They was flapping in the Wind Going around on that Big wheel !!!! Ma fainted and all pa could say was well that's a new way of airing out the Dirty Laundry!!!!!! Well fall fell upon Ma n Pa and I of course we had dug tators and caned maters n such ....and pumpkin carving time was upon us boy Pa strained a gut getting that ole pumpkin out of the Neighbors field Hee hee :) ....Ma had a cow I mean my baby sister ....so we set forth making a Pa-o'latern.... Boy it was scarey looked just like Pa except Pa didn't have teeth ....Ma said I was to go out and trick oh an treat and get Pa some Candy ....So off I went cut down a tree hee hee rolled the sheriffs yard in corn cobs on a string we saved last years tp for us after ma got that splinter I tipped over auntie Eleanors out house she twernt n it uncle Naebob was tho slap my knee p-u ......at the mayors house I found this big candle and I borrowed it for my Big Pa-o'lantern I couldn't wait to get home with it and my candy for Pa.....I showed the Candle to Pa he said oh boy let's put it n and lite it so we put the candle in that thar pumpkin ......Ma came by about the time Pa lit it with her broom I says Pa what does D y n -------- and about that time Ka-boommmm that darn candle let out a yell Pa I says look up thar riding that Broom Pa says I always new your Ma was a witch.... I never will forget the look on Ma's face as she passed by the Moon ........
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Coffee in a Cafe.......A park getting to know each other. And also I have Slim Whitman records Yes I said it Slim Whitman records we could listen to....... INDIAN LOVE CALL......I live in Galax Va.....But work in Salem Va and stay in Salem part time