WANTED:Unstable Woman For A Drama Filled Relation Ship. Man seeks a like minded woman to share a disastrous 3-8months relationship ending in a crimony,emotional chaos and possibly legal proceedings. I'm a honest, caring man that holds down a good job and is extremely stable. I have been told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that. WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR: I desire an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love.praise and devotion but whose paranoia self loathing, fear of rejestion and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away, then pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity and the eventual emotional breakdown of one of the parties or if we're lucky both! YOU should be 36 to 45 years old and have a history of short, intense drama-drive relationships. BONUS POINTS will be awarded to any candidate that has undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past and is willing to threaten selfharm as a weapon to controlme and make me stay and care for them. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women with nice smiles and that: 1) Have already been in unstable relationships. 2) Have a previously established diagnosis of dependent personality disorder or bi-polar affective disorder. 3) Drugs or Drink to forget. IF you think you meet these requirements and wow, I'M getting excited just writing them, don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. in the meantime, THANK YOU for reading my advert and do take care.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I always like to start with the basics..... An evaluation with a clinical psychiatrist licensed in the state of florida followed by a trip to my local CVS to drop off you prescription.(there is an awesome sushi place on the same block as the drug store).please be sure to make me aware of any previously diagnosed conditions or if no professional opinions exist,search the Internet using descriptive key words and phrases in an effort to self diagnose.this will help my staff refer us to one of the physicians in my network that specializes in your condition. Another scenario might involve visiting the clerk of court in your county. here the properly qualified applicant will without question have a myriad of recorded documents filed from previous legal proceedings. Assuming you live in palm beach county and that the clerk's office can back up your claims, the downtown area has a plethora of options available to us for the rest of the evening. Recently I have been contacted by several woman that are presently in residence at various psychiatric institutions. this is very exciting to me! in this case i may be willing to make an exception and skip the clerk's office altogether. a quick visit with the primary physician on your floor may be sufficient. also i am a kind of an artsy person so if we could schedule my visit around your weekly crafts class that would be super. bonus points if you are working with clay. Regretfully at the present time i must decline offers from females that are being held in any county, state or federal detention center.(sorry blair.... let me know when you get out) read this far? nice job! i tend to be a tad bit silly at times...but seriously blair. call me HA!