I dont have time 2 hate people who hate me..
Because, "I'm too busy in loving people who love me!"
I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport. You have to be driven there by someone. I have made several trips thanks to my friends and family. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity.
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. ... The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate... Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog... Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night .
I need to add this as I was asked today what I wanted and this was my reply.
I was on this site over a year ago and just ran into some nasty women and since I am not into starting a relationship right away nor am I here to get laid, now I want you to know I got nothing against sex but I just want to feel that love thats there. I want to meet a friend and hang out in places like your photos show, just beautiful. And you know if upon one of these outings one leans in for that very special kiss and we will know if the other will riciprocate then thats the relationship I want. Thats the forever I see.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a frog as she
sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freakin think so.
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