Joincognito: Found someone I'm happy as ****!!;)
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Bremerton, Washington
26 year old Male, 32' 9" (999cm), Presbyterian
Caucasian, Gemini
Joincognito is looking for a relationship.
High school
Victoria secret model

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Here are some funny stories lol :)

In Halloween I dressed as lady ga ga and felt so comfortable I wore it for 2 days. I once farted in a packed elevator and blamed it on a war veteran. I used to put fireflies in my butt so when I fart it lights up. I have a meth lab in my kids play house. In my basement I have an Asian sweatshop making me nikes. When I was at a funeral one time and I crack dead people jokes during the ceremony. When I lived in New York I used to wear a spider costume and web sling from building to building. When I worked as a janitor in Harvard I used to answer the math questions they left on the board because I feel smarted then everyone. My father is Odin and I carry a hammer everywhere I go. I was once stranded on a island and my only friend was a ball named Wilson. I'm a secret agent and my alias name was James Bond. When I get really pissed off I get big and green and I smash things. I see dead people. When I sleep I have a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream....spinning tops.. Lamp. House cat. Well now about my self currently

Funny guy caring sweet gentleman knows how to have a good time :) I draw im a realky god artist been doing it since i was 5 i i think i got some experience fix cars I use to own a 10 sec supra then a 11 sec prelude now my new project is a ep3 (civic hatch) planning on doing a Frankie LSD turbo :) but that's over time ahh gotta love car talk haha and skate (rollerblade) been doing that for about 6 years so i know a little bit haha I'm single what I look for in a girl respectful honest genuine doesn't cheat loyal fun to be around accepts me for me and like the sweet things I do :) I'm 5'3 navy bound stationed here for a while so I got time the question is do you?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
...well actually I'm going to dress you up in an apple costume and ill be cinnamon and were gonna race to a grocery store yelling out I gotta have my jacks!! And who ever loses in the race has to dress up in an otter costume go to a pond and go fishing!!!:D

Really don't trip ill be original and ill just make sure you have a good time!!

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