Fun fact: I once chased a bear. It was on horseback, but I did.
Crying over spilt milk is silly but crying over spilt coffee is totally okay.
If my dog doesn't approve of you it's not gunna work between us.
I work in the field of ABA. Sometimes it takes a while to get out of work mode. If it seems like I'm talking to you like I would to a client... just pour me a glass of wine. That should do it.
I'm always DTF (down to fish).
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
If we get to that point, something we both enjoy.