Simao1981: You had me at hello!
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Reading, UK
36 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Pisces
Simao1981 is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Telecom Sales

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
Pets No Pets Second Language Chinese

About Me
There is so much to tell....where does one begin while offering a little - but not too much, without sounding too self loving?!?

I'd like to say my work is my passion and I rescue puppies. I'd also like to say I dedicate my free time in helping people to learn to get over their fear of heights. It would be great to say I am an expert in making gorgeous origami and will shower the lucky future Mrs Simao in beautifully crafted paper sculptures with pearls of wisdom inscribed in them.

I'd LOVE to be able to say that I'm relatively amusing and good company, and indeed I can.

I can also add that I have all my own teeth, write in a semi-adult tone, prides oneself on cleanliness (bath day Thursday anyone?) and have a solid dose of good manners.

If you'd like to meet someone who doesn't (actually can't) read, write or talk "text speak", doesn't smell, like the idea of origami messages and can be good company....

Stop what you're doing.
Browse no further
Don't waste any more of your precious time with the other wasters on PFO
Send me a note, and
Stand by to change your life (potentially).

p.s if you are still in doubt, let me tell you that I can name every winner of X-factor (including Pop Idol), in chronological order. I know, I know. I've peaked too early.

P.p.s ladies, please stop sending me pictures of yourselves in your underwear - and please stop asking me to send pictures of me flexing all my muscles - I'm not a piece of meat you know, and need to give the other boys a chance!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something awesome!

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