Junkraider: If you're not gonna be good, be good at it.
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Lhc, Arizona
41 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
Junkraider wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
Corporate servitude

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I went to a Halloween party and was playing Jenga with a pregnant lady. She was pretty big, like 6 or 7 months. Her husband was an overbearing, self proclaimed jar-head who felt it was his civic duty to advise his wife on every move she would make. It got to the point where I knew I had to pipe up and say something. So, just before she made a move, he started in with the unwarranted advice. I looked at him and said, " based on the current condition of your wife, I don't think you should be giving advice about pulling anything out!"

I closed my eyes and waited for his stony fists to hit my face. To my surprise, after a moment, he began to laugh. And once again, I was spared the payment of physical pain from the purchase of verbal diarrhea....

I have more funny little stories and such, some of them true, most of them too terribly strange to be made up. Oh, and I have a job, and some stuff, and a car.

I only have about maybe 20 good years before I unintentionally start shatting myself .....you want in the golden years, let me know.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something illegal