monstarvirus: I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Bristol, Tennessee
33 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Capricorn
monstarvirus is looking for a relationship.
High school
Comic Nerd
working with my hands

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
If you're looking for an unintelligent bad boy, douche bag who wears any sort of MMA clothing or clothing that a rap artist put out, please look past me and save both you and I time.

Now that's out of the way, where should I begin? I've lived in northeast tennessee/southwest virginia all of my life. I'm 5'10 180lbs, I have brown hair, brown eyes, and a beard occasionally. I have 7 tattoos. I'm not a model but I'm not an ogre by any means. I believe that the world has become too shallow and fickle. Yes, I will seduce you with my awkwardness haha. I believe that you cannot truly get to know someone until you've spent time with them but I will do my best to let you know who I am. I believe chivalry isn't dead, I just reserve it for the women who deserve it.

I currently install flooring for a living, by choice. I believe I am intelligent and I do have some formal education. I just receive me gratification from working with my hands and feeling creative than sitting in a classroom. Yes, I know the pros and cons so there is no reason to get into that :) I do have a child and she is 10 I am a strong believer in my faith as a christian but I'm no stick in the mud haha.

Internally I am these things but it does show on the outside also. I am kind, caring, compassionate, smart, witty, can be angry some times, a lover, a fighter, thought full, deep, shallow, strong, weak, confident, insecure, a thinker, a feeler, funny, serious, and a hard worker. I'm a people pleaser but not a push over. It makes me happy to make you happy and I hope you feel the same. I'll bend over backwards for you but expect the same in return. I will do it with a light heart. I'm a combination of all things and I honestly believe I'm different than most men. Call me old fashioned. I believe women are to be treated like a queen as long as the man is treated with respect also. I also wear my heart of my sleeve and I'm very proud of that. Too many people have walls built up and I feel sorry for them.

I'm very passionate about movies and music. I cannot play an instrument but I believe that I have an ear for what is good. I may or may not be a music nazi :) My top favorites change all of the time but there are my favorite artists: coheed & cambria, beck, f*cked up, say anything, the misfits. Movies: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, zombieland, anchorman, rambo, watchmen. I love going to the drive-in and to live concerts, I live for those. I have a very vivid imagination and that's why I love cinema. I have a thing for actresses from the 30's and 40's. I also enjoy reading. Harry Potter, dragonlance saga, or anything with a zombie has been the last books that I've read. I absolutely love comics. I'm more fond of Marvel but I do love D.C. too. I'm creative in the sense that I like to write songs and I'm also writing a zombie story currently. I enjoy video games greatly. I will play you in some call of duty or left 4 dead but I also enjoy the new batman series, gears of war, fable, and GTA just to name a few. I do get insanely mad sometimes at cod, but I still have fun haha. Old school is and will always be the best and Zelda a link to the past will always be in my top favorite video games. I love rollercoasters and the beach. I have a certain kinship with the ocean but the most exciting place I've ever been was Las Vegas. I'm a home body but I like to go out all the same. I'm the life of the party but there's even more to me than what I've described to you.

I am a hopeless romantic and even though I've had many failed relationships I still believe that there is that "one" out there for me. Sometimes I fall too easily but I'm working on that. I want my best friend. Someone with whom I can talk to for hours about absolutely nothing or the most serious topic we can think of. Someone who has class, style, and is a lady that can get wild when needed. I'd like for her to enjoy things that I do, but I don't want a clone. Someone I can go fishing or camping with but then go to a fancy pants place to eat. Someone who accepts me for me, flaws and all. Someone who enjoys fellowship with the Lord as I do. Someone who is beautiful on the outside and inside. I'm not speaking of a "10" since we all have our different standards. I love all women but I will admit I have a thing for nerdy girls :) Someone who will go to the mosh pit with me and geek out with me over the newest comic book movie. Someone who will work with me through good times and bad. Last but not least a "lover" but not in the way that you would obviously think :)

If you've made it to the end, I applaud you. If you've read anything that has caught your attention I do look forward to hearing from you.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We should do something different like putt putt or a pic nic

I would like this song to be about somebody

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