Hello, Dating is like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
What I do and don’t want.
I'm a loving, honest, loyal, funny guy looking for the same in a beautiful woman. I don't play games, or have time for bull-shit. I'm very confident and know what I'm looking for. I'm sarcastic, blunt and sometimes/almost always rude. I'm not spending countless hours online searching for "one". Show me your interest! I have A LOT to offer for the right woman! If you like weekends up-north, riding ATV's, Bon Fires, Dogs, Football then I'm your guy. I'm a very good guy looking for the best! You will NEVER meet someone as unique as I. I will not settle, date, marry just anyone. If your goofy, c0cky, smart, fun then you're my girl.. If you have a dirty rotten filthy mind, ALL the better! I don't care if you're black, white, red, yellow, brown or blue. As long as you're attractive on the inside and out! Message me n let the good times roll.
PLEASE: For the love of God, NO booty calls, I'm really NOT like that!
DON'T choose to "meet me" MESSAGE ME.
You MUST be single, separated ISN'T single.
A clean, healthy, smart, honest lady.
Height to weight proportionate.
Prefer younger than I, I’m 43!
If you have your TIT'S hanging out on a profile pic, your NOT my type.
I don't need to see your tits to feel an attraction toward you.
If any of your pic's show TOO much, that's not classy, it's a sign you're insecure.
Not a fan of "excessive" tattoos.
If your constantly checking FB and on your phone, it WON'T work.
Must like Animals, Dogs & Cats. I will NOT part with mine!
If you think abortion is a means of birth control, DON'T msg me.
I am an advocate for human AND animal rights.
If you hunt, forget it. I'd rather enjoy wildlife not kill it!
I love Dogs, if your not a dog person, it WON'T work.
Be a little olé fashion, have some morals, ethics, class, respect! I do!
If your "about me" section is blank, DON'T, it tells me your not serious about this.
If your spelling/grammar is terrible, it reflects negativity towards you.
Be flirtatious, sexual, it’s ok when you’re in a relationship!
No Right Wing Nuts! I’m middle/left.
Prefer no little kids, NOT a deal breaker thou.
If you have pic's of your young children on this site, DON'T, protect them, don't "advertise" them.
I don't drink very often, and prefer the same in you.
If you have/are abused drugs or alcohol, "abused, being the key word" experimentation years ago, doesn't count.
I define an “occasional” marijuana smoker to be a“social smoker”, not a drug addict, it's now legal in one way or another in half the US.
NO cheaters, liars, thieves, swindlers, or disrespectful loud mouths.
You need to be mentally sound, and tell it like it is, I don't have ESP.
If you have sexy, babe, hottie, etc. in your name description, I'm NOT interested.
If you voted for trump, this may be a curve ball we cannot overcome.
If it sounds like I'm picky, it's because I AM, I'm a good natured guy.
I do not work anymore do to back pain, and frequent migraines.
By all means be careful, I have a very addicting personality, smile, and infectious sense of humor.
I am a fun loving guy, deep thinker, funny, romantic, flirtatious, someone who appreciates the little things in life. I love sports, and am a hometown fan. I love animals, especially spending time with my pets, a Golden Retriever, Bichon, and a very, very, very friendly cat. His name is KoKo, and if there's such a thing as a soul mate with a cat, it's KoKo n I!! I enjoy spending time outdoors, up-north, grilling, fishing, bon fires, etc. I also enjoy car rides, visiting new towns, and shops. I enjoy a very, very wide array of interests, way to many to list here. Some favorites are, going to sporting events, races, farmers market, fairs, fests, concerts, and much more! I have a background in Law Enforcement and am protective by nature, NOT to be confused with controlling. The older I get, I become more and more less trusting of people and more trusting of animals.
I am a patient man who is not quick to anger. I believe in communication, honesty, and being open with people and in relationships. Life is too short to hate.
***Dating a guy who has pet's is MORE likely to commit, be responsible, and is LESS likely to cheat. These are facts, not my opinion and I believe them to be true.
5 RULES TO LIVE BY:
1) Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
2) Never reveal your next move.
3) Respect is NOT given, it's earned.
4) Loose lips sink ships.
5) Love YOUR God.
Bonus: EVERYONE has an agenda!
Happy fishing and ALWAYS be safe!
And just a shout out to cancer--F*CK YOU! You stole family, friends and precious pets, so F*CK YOU CANCER!